have I just written an email to Cam Rackam to get a google+ invite or
yes everything cat
1. That I won’t be one of the million people.
2. That I will have to wait until fucking OCTOBER.
3. That an ugly ass wand will choose me.
4. That I will get sorted into the wrong house.
5. THAT I WON’T BE ONE OF THE MILLION.
6. FUCKING OCTOBER.
omg i can picture jkr just like sitting in a room with a bottle of vodka and the harry potter books sprawled on the floor. slurring out words she thinks go together.
“YES AND THE NEXT ONE SHALL BE HUFFLESNIDGET666”
“…..are….are you sure?” the internet would ask
“YES I AM GOD DAMN SURE”
“WRITE DOWN ELDERBERRYNYMPH69 WHILE YOU’RE AT IT”