Edge Of The Earth - 30 Seconds to Mars
February 2011
GIRLS DON’T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEEEEEY
I’m just starting to get around the stuff to do for classes tomorrow and I don’t even know if I make it there
fucking fever
and for the next week, I have to write a short text about the person who I admire/look up to/who is basically awesome

him. or Trent Reznor. and it’ll be perfect.
So, this is a list of “gay” bands that will lead innocent youngsters into the horrors of homosexuality. As if that thought isn’t laughable enough, the parentheticals just kill me. For example, “The Butchies (lizbians)” and “Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism).” This is almost too funny. This website also provides a list of safe bands, too, for better listening. The first item on the list is Cyndi Lauper. Subtext, anyone?
Seeing that Cyndi Lauper did a song about female masturbation, all I gotta say is LOOOOOOOOL.
Oh, I’m a lesbian because of Lady Gaga? Well okay. Thank you mother monster.
Selections from the “gay bands”: Lil’ Wayne, Radiohead, Ween, Sigur Ros, Ani DiFranco, Frank Sinatra, Lindsay Lohan, and the gayest of the gay, Merzbow.
HEY GUYS!! I MUST BE GAY BECAUSE RADIOHEAD IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS!!! DID YOU GUYS HEAR?? YOUR MUSIC TASTE AFFECTS YOUR SEXUALITY!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!
This is a joke, surely?
I know I should be angry or at least disgusted about this website but the ”Morrissey(?questionable?)” made me laugh my head off
this list always makes me laugh. metallica, gay, but placebo not listed.
nancy boy, anyone?