patient: C'mon Doc, give it to me straight...
doctor: Well, the tests have come back and...
patient: WHAT IS IT DOC TELL ME GODDAMN IT!
doctor: You're down with the sickness
I’ve cleaned the whole house baked two cakes and something like a thousand cookies I’m fucking tired and already sick of this whole christmas shit and guess what it hasn’t even started yet
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
we can take the world
this time tomorrow I’ll already be at home